Yeah. I could come up with a million excuses for why I haven't been on, but the truth is I'm extremely lazy. ...Yup. I'm too lazy to log on. I've hit a new low.

Anyway, I got tagged by Lauren. Cuuuuurse herrrrrr.


1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some question yourself!!

Characters:
Morgan
Razor
Vixie
Samson
Scarfo

Who are you?

Morgan: ...Depending on what I'm into? A Meowth, a fox, a Raposa, A Waddle Dee, and probably other things I can't think of.

Razor: I'm a NORMAL SIZED Bulbasaur.

Vixie: I'm a Vulpix. <3

Samson: A Teddiursa. I'MALSOTEAMSHINE'SNUMBERONEFAN. 8D

Scarfo: *Can't talk, so a translation is needed* (I'm a Scarfy. I pose as an innocent pet and attack when my owners aren't looking. ^_^)

How old are you?

Morgan: 16.

Razor: ...20? ...I think...

Vixie: I'm 3 tails old. :3

Samson: OMG! I'M 3 TOO! WUT A COINCIDENCE!!!11!11!

Scarfo: (...Dunno.)

Do you like hugs???

Morgan: Hugs are happy. 8D

Razor: Morgan made me hate hugs... T_T

Vixie: If they're not too tight. *looks at Morgan*

Samson: *to Vixie* Can I have a hug?

Vixie: No.

Samson: D:

Scarfo: (I have no arms. However, I feel like biting my owners arms off when they hug me. Unfortunately, I can't or my cover is blown. D

Are you a boy or a girl??

Morgan: TWO X CHROMOSOMES.

Razor: A guy.

Vixie: Female. <3

Samson: I'M A GUY!

Scarfo: (I'm male.)

Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Morgan: Yup. I'm the oldest of 4 kids. 2 sisters and a brother.

Razor: I have lots of older siblings. *mumbles* Iwastheruntofthelitter...

Vixie: Only child. ^^

Samson: I gotta big Ursaring brother! HE'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF! >O

Scarfo: (...If I had any, I probably ate them. Survival of the fittest.)

Are you a virgin?

Morgan: NOPE!

Everyone: ...O_O

Morgan: Just kidding. I am.

Razor: You're retarded... T_T

Morgan: Which is the reason I'm a virgin. ^^

(Everyone is a virgin... Except maybe Scarfo. I dunno how many mates he's had?)

Who's your mate/spouse?

Morgan: Don't have one, but I can assure you they'll be EPIC.

Razor: Nope.

Vixie: I'M THREE.

Samson: I'll marry Vixie one day. <3

Vixie: Keep dreaming, buster.

Scarfo: (What's "spouse" mean?)

Do you have any kids?

Morgan: Yes. They live under my bed. With Harry Potter and Meta Knight.

Razor: Ignore her. She's delusional. We're all virgins, so why would we have kids?

Scarfo: (Speak for yourself, buddy. I'm pretty sure I have some kids somewhere...)

What's your favorite food?

Morgan: COOKIES! <3

Razor: Berries. ^^

Vixie: Gingerbread.

Samson: I LUV GINGERBREAD!!!!11!! 8O

Vixie: Good for you. T_T

Scarfo: (Small animals. Like puppies.)

Do you love anyone?

Morgan: Mah FAM.

Razor: Fam?

Morgan: "Family".

Razor: Oh.

Vixie: I'M THREE.

Samson: Viiiiiixiiiiiie. <3<3<3

Vixie: T_T... Stop drooling. It's really nasty.

Scarfo: (Love? What's that?)

What is your job?

Morgan: Uh... I'm unemployed. But I hope to secure a position at the local movie theater soon. ^^

Razor: Second-in-Command of Team Shine.

Vixie: Third-in-Command of Team Shine.

Samson: Honorary Team Shine member.

Razor: NO... YOU'RE... NOT.

Samson: D:

Scarfo: (I deceive people for food and shelter. That's a job, right?)

Let's say there's a person you really care about but she/he doesn't know your feelings. How do you tell her/him?

Morgan: You don't. You wait and wait and wait and wait and wait...

Razor: Get to the point.

Morgan: ...Until they tell YOU.

Razor: ...Good luck finding a boyfriend.

Morgan: Thank you, Razor!

Razor: T_T

Samson: Vixie, I love you.

Vixie: I KNOW.

Scarfo: (...I just eat things.)

What is your sexuality?

Morgan: GAY.

Everyone: ...

Morgan: Just kidding.

Razor: There's something wrong with you.

Vixie: Razor, what's "Gay" mean?

Razor: Nothing Vixie. You don't have to worry about it because we're ALL straight.

What kind of powers do you have?

Morgan: Um... the power of great annoyance?

Razor: Spot on. I'm a grass Pokemon. Therefore, grass attacks.

Vixie: Fire stuff.

Samson: Someday I'll be like my big brother and knock people's heads off. <3

Scarfo: ( I turn into a one eyed monster when nobody's looking and I eat stuff.)

What are you gonna do now that this tag is over?

Morgan: ...Steal Meta Knight's mask and make him pay me five bucks to get it back. I'm outta cash. D:

Razor: I'm going to pretend Morgan doesn't exist.

Vixie: Build a fort and stave off lunatics...

Samson: ...Be the lunatic that Vixie is staving off.

Scarfo: (Rip apart my owners room in search of food and see if my owners will blame the fat blue guy with the mask.) *floats off to do so*

AND THAT'S A WRAP! 8O